“Hungry Shark Night” The App Tie In For The Movie You’re Not Going To See

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Oh man, are you excited to see the next sexy-teens-drinking-and-dying movie, Shark Night 3D? Nope, me neither. Are you excited to play the tie-in game, href="http://itunes.apple.com/app/hungry-shark-night/id454429226?mt=8">Hungry Shark Night? Nope, me neither.

To summarize, in the cliché movie, a group of sexy high school students go to a lake house, get drunk, fall for each other, and then get eaten by sharks (released by someone nefarious). In the game, you play the shark…wait, that actually almost sounds interesting. Let’s just look at the screenshots…nope, nevermind.

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